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Joke of the Day

"Blasphemous jokes http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ubv1y/whats_the_best_religious_or_antireligious_joke/ Yes, it is in /r/atheism, but there are some really good ones in there"

"Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive"

"Why are there no Irish lawyers? They can't pass the bar."

"MAFIA BOSS (ominously): Take him out ME: What if he's already seeing someone MAFIA BOSS: Well then you have to respect that relationship"

"Can I sleep over at your house tonight? There's too much stuff on my bed"

"Brexit, for France AdiEU"

"I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents."

"Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown"

"[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?"

"My gf always tells me to shower her with compliments, but when I woke her up with the hose while calling her beautiful she yelled at me"