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"Blasphemous jokes http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/ubv1y/whats_the_best_religious_or_antireligious_joke/ Yes, it is in /r/atheism, but there are some really good ones in there"

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"Why did Popeye beat up the Pope? He heard he was going to Mount Olive"
"Why are there no Irish lawyers? They can't pass the bar."
"MAFIA BOSS (ominously): Take him out ME: What if he's already seeing someone MAFIA BOSS: Well then you have to respect that relationship"
"Can I sleep over at your house tonight? There's too much stuff on my bed"
"Brexit, for France AdiEU"
"I went on a pretty crazy camping trip last weekend. It was in tents."
"Where do Chinese people live? Chinatown"
"[job interview] Interviewer: It says here that you are a blowfish. Would you care to expand?"
"My gf always tells me to shower her with compliments, but when I woke her up with the hose while calling her beautiful she yelled at me"