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Joke of the Day
"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The Ultrasound guy"
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"If you were a hot chick. You probably just hatched!"
"I was walking down the road when I ... ...saw an Afghan bloke standing on a 5th floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him""Whats up, Abdul, wont it start?"""
"Had to sober up in a hurry this morning so I chugged a few Coors lights."
"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"
"Why did the Irishman wear two condoms? To be sure to be sure"
"Why did the butcher sell his shop? Because he couldn't meat his expenses"
"*gives up horoscopes for Lent *caves and reads horoscope ""You are weak willed and lack conviction"""
"Um, I'm not ""complaining"" of chest pains *glares at paramedic* don't make this heart attack sound bratty"
"A jewish boy asks his father.. Jewish boy: Father can I borrow $40? Father: $30?! What do you need $20 for??!!"