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Joke of the Day
"If you were a hot chick. You probably just hatched!"
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"There was a lot of this before MJ died. [img]http://i.imgur.com/oZxmOzJ.png[/img]"
"Don't you hate it when there's a really interesting topic and someone starts writing and [deleted]"
"What did the drug test say to the addict? ""URINE TROUBLE!"""
"Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies! ^tee ^hee"
"At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?'"
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