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Joke of the Day

"My mom's MILFshake brings all the boys to the I can't even stomach this joke."

"What is simultaneously the best and worst thing one can hear at the dentist? These are the best looking teeth I've ever come across"

"How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb? none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh"

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? It had a reptile dysfunction."

"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."

"What do you call a very unfriendly, female dog? A cunt."

"I drank a pint of beer in Saudi Arabia the other day... ... It cost me an arm and a leg."

"How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden"

"I told you to pick up a slow cooker... All I see when I look in the kitchen is a turtle wearing a chefs hat"

"I wanted to be a palaeontologist, but my parents said there was no future in it"