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Joke of the Day
"What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine."
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"You're momma so fat... When she watches sports she roots for half off Papa John's."
"I once snuck my cat into a grocery store just to show him what a lazy hunter I am."
"Butt sex is a lot like spinach Even with butter, children don't like it."
"I used to work at an orange juice factory... ...I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."
"There is now a blood test to determine gender attraction. It checks homogloben levels."
"Me: Feel free to name your next kid after me. Coworker: Why would I name my kid ""Giant Douchebag?"""
"I got sacked from the dodgems. I'm going to take them to court and win the case based on funfair dismissal."
"I don't see how flight MH370 sunk. When it hit the water it would have been plane sailing."
"John Oliver ? that guy's so last week"