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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds weird, dozen tit?"
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"I was so depressed dat my ATM displayed someone else's balance to cheer me up"
"What never comes but always leaves? My dates."
"I wasn't a fan of my facial hair at first.. But then it grew on me..."
"she had the body of Serena Williams and the penis of Serena Williams"
"What do you call an economics lecturer? Prof. it"
"Why did Snow White go to bed? She was feeling Sleepy."
"What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together? Carbon Dating."
"What's the difference between a Jew and Jewels? Jewels have 3 extra letters."
"My friends are baffled that I gave up the single life for my European wife and wonder why I don't chase girls anymore. It's because she keeps me in Czech."