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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"

"What's brown, squishy, and something a weak minded baby would eat weed brownies."

"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Mmm piece of candy What smells like candy and tastes like fish?"

"What does Vin Diesel call ""pin the tail on the donkey""? Fasten the furry ass."

"Have you heard about the man with five penises? His underwear fit like a glove."

"I went to the zoo yesterday, but it was rubbish. All they had was one dog. It was a shitzu."

"Cop: you're under arrest Me: no you are *cop arrests me* Me: fine but next time it's my turn"