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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singing bottle of mustard? Celine Dijon"
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"I hosted a debate between ""Safe Space"" advocates and critics The safe space advocates didn't show up and called for my resignation."
"Why do neurologists think they're God? Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!"
"What does Mr Miyagi call his cat Mr Meow'y"
"There's been a whole lot of office Romance since I became self employed..."
"My downstairs neighbor thinks I'm a little creepy and that I overstep my bounds. At least that's what she wrote in her diary."
"""Please stop that."" -person who witnessed first guy beatboxing"
"19 and 20 got in a fight... 21"
"Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop"
"Just saw Samuel L. Jackson order a couple of bagels. He paid for them and said thank you so basically now my whole life is ruined"