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Joke of the Day
"The animals that like to be pet are the ones that feel the best to touch how dope is that"
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"A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos... *poof*... He disappeared without a tres"
"The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. ""Why so glum Chum?"" asked the kindly stranger. ""If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"""
"Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she's top of the class. Father: That's why I think it must be a terrible class."
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"Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies"