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Joke of the Day
"I know the voices in my head aren't real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!"
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"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? Getting your palms red at the same time."
"Mad Cow Disease Q: Why do cows get the mad cow disease? A: Anyone would go mad if someone squeezes your tits four times a day, but only let you have sex once an year!"
"Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck."
"I'm still not convinced Mitt Romney was born."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man"
"A man is dying of cancer... But he tells everyone he's dying of aids His son asks him why. He replies ""So no one will have sex with my wife when I'm gone"""
"What do you call a flying Grizzly? ...a bearoplane"
"Bruce Willis angrily returns a cheese grater to the store, ""IT DID NOT MAKE THE CHEESE GREATER! IT JUST MADE LOTS OF LITTLE CHEESE"" he fumes"
"How does a Scandinavian man catcall? ""Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."""