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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph... Because he's not a full essay"
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"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve. She made Adam's banana stand"
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A ""Roman"" Catholic"
"What's it called when you're killing time at work hiding in the bathroom? Stalling."
"Nobody gets treated worse than a McDonald's worker who gets an order wrong. ""Um this was SUPPOSED to be a LARGE fry! UnFUCKINGbelievable!"""
"What should we call this giant advertising board? PHIL: A philboard BILL: I have a better idea"
"Sometimes it's fun to pretend that all old people are part of a 'who can take the most steps over the shortest distance' contest"
"I saw a pink bird with a sore throat. Must have been a phlegmingo."
"Soap addiction I used to be addicted to soap. But I'm clean now!!"
"Bra's are also called over the shoulder boulder holder's. What do you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut."