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Joke of the Day

"I saw a pink bird with a sore throat. Must have been a phlegmingo."

"Due to the economic crisis and ever increasing price of food, the 5 second drop rule has now been increased to 10."

"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by Batman."

"Jesus walks into a bar, puts three nails on the counter, and says to the barkeep ... ""Hey, could you put me up for the night?"""

"What do you call a poor photographer who works for a tabloid? A Pauperazzi"

"I want to adopt two kids... ... with cancer, both named Jordan. I've always wanted a sick pair of Jordans."

"Spiderman is just another guy who ends up with sticky hands and covered in white stuff after being on the web."

"How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake."

"Maybe don't name your musical ""Rent"" if you don't even have songs that discuss real estate or leasing procedures. 0/10, very disappointing."