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Joke of the Day

"Bra's are also called over the shoulder boulder holder's. What do you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut."

"What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster."

"Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'"

"What do you name a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways."

"What do dyslexic zombies eat? BRIANS!! Everyone else is safe"

"I'm about to see if two carrot sticks can undo the damage of three margaritas and six hot dogs."

"""America's Most Wanted"" to return to the airwaves with an NFL edition."

"Who likes debates Defish"

"The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it."

"What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you."