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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A ""Roman"" Catholic"
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"What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia? You get stoned."
"A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, I forgot to put up the caution tape!"" Edit: fixed spelling"
"What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ? The tusk fairy !"
"Request: Give me your best wedding joke! (jokes with puns are absolutely acceptable)"
"Why do orphans like tennis? Only place they can get love"
"There will only be 7 planets left... After I destroy Uranus."
"I'm putting ""open bar"" on my invitations, but its gonna be a cash bar. Just because its my 3rd wedding doesn't mean u can skip it, slackers."
"Putin at the airport Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk. Customs officer: Occupation? Putin: No, just visiting."
"I'm in a relationship with sleep and I get some every night...and if I'm lucky i get some during the day."