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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint."

"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."

"Trump for President 2016 Right, guys?"

"Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water? A: On a map!"

"(Offensive joke) What kind of pizza did they order on nine eleven? 2 large planes"

"Just made sweet love to a juicy steak. Being escorted out of the restaurant now."

"My mate went to a fancy dress party as a silent bee. ""Very subtle,"" I thought."

"Oh good, a gift card to Arby's. *waits for their birthday* Them: Thanks Aimee for the... *opens box* (cat hair pasted to paper & framed)"

"My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves."

"1.Why did Sara fall off the swing?? 2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there? NOT SARA!!"