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Joke of the Day
"When your boss asks you ""do I look stupid to you?"" it's a rhetorical question I know this now"
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?"
"I'm actually reasonably happy with Trump's presidency right now..... after all, he's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."
"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""
"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."
"Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for the men in T-shirts and jeans"
"Why doesn't Hillary Clinton work out? She doesn't want to Feel the Bern."
"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? You light on fire. *woof*"
"The iCloud leaks weren't an accident at all. It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam and Eve to have to wear clothes in the first place."
"What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!"