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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?"

"I like to measure my workouts in terms of a reward system. For instance: I just ran 2.5 pizzas."

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest shouts ""Hey we dont allow Higgs Bosons here!"" Higgs Boson replied ""But without me how can you have mass?"""

"What do you call an immigrant without green card that can't see Illegally blind"

"ME: *sees a puppy* BRAIN: Your backpack could fit a puppy."

"why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE"

"A small bird made of oak Be good if there was a related joke, wooden tit? (Credit: Tim Vine)"

"Billion dollar idea: Tea bags that are actually wine bags. Slogan: You already act like you're God, now turn water into wine like Jesus!"

"My grandma won the local grocery store's anual dance competition. She didn't miss a beet."

"I just got married to a young woman from Thailand and she told me that a small penis is okay. I still wish she didn't have one though."