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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest? Hiking"

"I can tell you how to view NSFW content while at your desk. Get to work, Michael! You're not getting paid to watch models who have ""MAGA"" tattooed on their breasts."

"Did you hear about the time all GPS systems became self-aware? Things were taking unexpected turns."

"A deer walked out of a gay bar and said... I just blew ten bucks in there!"

"Want to hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO"

"Why did the gay man vote for Trump? He was the biggest dick in the race."

"[running away from killer] KILLER: YOU'RE GONNA TRIP ON YOUR SHOELACES THEN I'LL GET U ME: MY SHOES ARE VELCRO KILLER: NOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"I saw something yesterday that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it."

"Pretty sure I just heard a grown man wrestle a bear in a bathroom stall at Chipotle."

"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"