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Joke of the Day

"I'm actually reasonably happy with Trump's presidency right now..... after all, he's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."

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"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""
"An Indian walks into a hotel, and the receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"I prefer regular taxis to Uber in NYC cause the driver and I can both treat each other like shit without worrying about getting a bad grade"
"My medical bills are so high That I got a thank you card from my Doctors kids' colleges"
"Man from Nantucket There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it, he said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "" if my ear was a cunt, I would fuck it!"""
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles"
"What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights? The Que Que Que."
"Oh dear... I should get out of the way, he's probably trying to catch a bad guy. -me getting pulled over"
"My favorite sitcom episode is the one where there's a huge misunderstanding."