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Joke of the Day
"What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!"
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"No job is free, even the blowjob!"
"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture."
"What's the difference between a club and a strip club? A club has a beat that you can dance to, a strip club has a dance that you can beat to."
"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"
"What's the difference between a mailbox and a cow's ass? ""I don't know."" ""Then you shouldn't deliver mail."""
"Just finished reading a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at the start but by the end I liked it."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other SSSIIIIIIDDDDDEEEE"
"Why are gay men so well dressed? ~~7~~ They didn't spend all that time in the *closet* doing nothing!"
"Mommy, why am I getting my Christmas presents in august? ""Because it's cheaper than chemo"""