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Joke of the Day
"The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42"" screen."
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"Jaime Lannister Is Officially Known As The ""KingSlayer"" And Unofficially known as the ""QueenLayer"""
"A man finds a job at an elephant circumcision office. His salary is so low that he wants to quit, but then he sees that the tips are huge!"
"Donald Trump? Donald Trump"
"Today my coworker fell into the reupholstering machine at work don't worry, he's fully recovered"
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"One vampire to the other : "" Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner""!"
"Just once I'd like the guy hired to kill me to complete the job and not fall in love with me."
"What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida? In da-Nile"
"The rotation of Earth always makes my day. Makes my night too."