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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Hillary Clinton work out? She doesn't want to Feel the Bern."
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"Don't let people tell you that life after college is nothing but being poor and tired. It's 100% true, but it's more fun if it's a surprise."
"I had to put my dog down today. I'd been carrying her for a while."
"Hillary Clinton and Donald trump both are in the same car, who should be the driver? The police"
"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere"
"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."
"I miss Steve Irwin But the stingray didnt."
"The uncertain pirate replied... ...""Arrr maybe!"""
"Did you hear about that Native American who drank ten cups of tea one night? They found him dead the next day in his teepee"
"Neighbor: Help I have a plumbing emergency! Me: *grabs tools* Neighbor is naked and wet Me: um what kind of plumbing are we talking about?"