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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an eight-ball of cocaine and a pre-pubescent boy? Eric Clapton wouldn't let an eight-ball of coke fall out a hotel window."

"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw battle."

"If your bathroom mirror doesn't look like a Jackson Pollock painting, you're not flossing right."

"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a penis!"

"Why did the man with one hand cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out."

"How did the possessed lady lose weight? Diet and exorcise."

"Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter? Chapped lips"

"Did you hear about the U2 benefit concert? It was pro bono."

"Mom is coming to town. I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters."

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up, packed in zip lock bags and stored in the freezer."