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Joke of the Day

"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up, packed in zip lock bags and stored in the freezer."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a repost."

"Who invented the North America? TEACHER: Sarah, go to the map and find North America. SARAH: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: Sarah!"

"How is a women and peanut butter the same? It takes a lot of coaxing to get them to spread when they're cold"

"How to determine what party to vote for: 1) Calculate income 2) Divide by number of dependents 3) Subtract age 4) Download Game of War"

"How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents!"

"An Amnesiac Knocks on the Door Knock knock. Who's there? Amnesia. Amnesia who? ... ... Knock knock."

"Documentaries not only expand my world views, but also compel me to change my behavior for a solid 24-36 hours."

"This sub has the most AMAzing jokes on Reddit."

"This day in history. 1914. The first WWI trenches were dug if you don't count the one my grandfather was already hiding from the officers in"