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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a penis!"
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"Shaking hands is so weird: ""Nice to meet you, have some germs and dead skin cells."""
"I got all my coworkers condoms and bibles for Valentines Day because I'm praying they get laid"
"To the guy who just followed me with ""Conservative, God-loving, pro-life"" in his bio... are you sure you want to do this?"
"Have you ever had sex in the woods? Its fucking in tents!"
"I had to When my girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down"
"What's the best thing about fucking a 10 year old girl? Flipping her over and pretending she's a 10 year old boy."
"Q: Why did the baker have brown hands? A: Because he kneaded a poo."
"When I lived on a houseboat I was seeing the girl next door, but eventually we drifted apart."
"Does anybody have any really old jokes that are actually funny? I'm talking antiques, 100 years +."