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Joke of the Day

"How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nobody knows. LA cops just beat the shit out of the room for being black in the first place."

"Shock me, say something intelligent."

"Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching."

"What's an ""oying""? This joke"

"I've got to go pick up my dog... I've got to go pick up my dog. Why? His car in the shop? No he had his license revoked... What for? Unpaid barking tickets."

"You gotta admit that humans are the ultimate #1 lifeform because we're essentially half mermaid but we also have legs for kicking and stuff."

"Girl said she wanted to have my babies so I invited her over. But she didn't look happy when I told her to put them to bed by 8 and went out"

"I used to do the hokey pokey everyday... ... But then I turned myself around."

"Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts Q:Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts A:Ones a dollar and the other is under a buck"

"Did you hear Rolf Harris is dyslexic? rofl"