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Joke of the Day
"My wife always freaks out when she's on her period Keep having to tell her to stop ovary acting."
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"I'm a Mime rapper I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G."
"Reckon the first person to make popcorn by accident probably ran away for a while."
"What does your hot mom where under her skirt? A Freudian slip."
"What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity"
"What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !"
"Did you hear that Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15 and a half years? But he was happy with it cause it was under 18."
"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"
"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."
"What's the difference between a group of intelligent midgets and a girls xc team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."