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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a group of intelligent midgets and a girls xc team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."

"Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house."

"What do you call a man who excels at fishing? A master baiter"

"I was working in the yard. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake. I hit it with a shovel. I'm happy to report the garden hose is dead"

"So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill Ba-dum-tiss"

"Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans? They keep stealing green cards."

"A Couple of underscores is to a couple of underscores? Ok. RT @McDonalds: #ShamrockShake is to spring as _____ is to _______."

"What do Indian movie stars play at the beach? Bollyball"

"What has four hairy legs and likes to fuck my sister? My dad and I."

"I don't think Flounder I caught today was very happy with me. He was looking at me kinda sideways."