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Joke of the Day
"What's a frogs favourite flower ? A croakus !"
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"Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet."
"How did the Latino girl get pregnant Her teacher told her to do an essay"
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? The taste."
"I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night... I had dinner with Garry Kasparov last night and there was a checkered tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt."
"What do you call old, expired Neosporin? Paleosporin"
"Why does Beyonce sing ""To the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."
"Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his bum. Doctors described his condition as ""stable"". #manicmonday"
"Why did the snowman have his pants down? Because he heard the snowblower was coming."