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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Jared Fogle got sentenced to 15 and a half years? But he was happy with it cause it was under 18."

"I think horoscopes are absolute tosh. But you know me, typical Virgo."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who was late to dinner? Yeah, he got the cold shoulder."

"Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden engine, the wooden doors and the wooden chassis? It wooden go."

"What is a gay boxer's favorite drink? Fruity punch"

"A black guy with a parrot walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""wow! That is beautiful! Where did you get it?"" The parrot responded, saying, ""there are millions of them running around in Africa."""

"Ever just read somebody's post and think.... what th H is this person talking about? they never seem to make any sense."

"neil diamond........ Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him."

"I gave every penny I had to the homeless guy the other day! Now I just have 20 $100 bills in my purse!"

"What did earth say to the other planet? ""You guys have no life!"""