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Joke of the Day
"what do you call 6.02 X 10^23 atoms of avocado dipping sauce? one guacamole"
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"GREETINGS MORTAL, YOU MAY ASK ME ONE QUE- ""what's the deal with airline food?"" GODDAMNIT JERRY HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRYSTAL"
"I've come into a lot of money lately... It's a fetish I never knew I had until now."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit."
"A Muslim extremist, a Democrat, and Hillary supporter walk into a bar.... 49 people die, 53 more are injured"
"What is the worst thing about farming vegetables? The wheelchairs are too expensive."
"I don't know if ghosts are real but people with bad breath are very real and to me that is far more terrifying"
"""I'm a green onion and I'm here to say, I can be enjoyed most every day."" -A rapscallion"
"God I hate Mayweather it was like 90 degrees yesterday"
"What do you call a mountain of kittens. 3000 karma and a gold."