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Joke of the Day
"""Why do you hate me?"" - me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon"
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"I'm agender and that gender is male"
"My internet's signal always lose connection Just like my ex wife"
"A cryogenic experiment to freeze people at absolute zero just succeeded. I know because my friend took part in it. Don't worry, he's OK."
"I hate pitchers ...They always throw games"
"Got Abs bro? Abs olutely."
"This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever had slingshot me point blank into the ground."
"5: I want to do something no one else has ever done. Me: Help me clean? 5: No. Something fun."
"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer."