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Joke of the Day

"5: I want to do something no one else has ever done. Me: Help me clean? 5: No. Something fun."

"North Korea says it's gonna terror attack South Korea. I don't have a punchline, that's just really funny."

"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."

"I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day."

"The Boy Scouts ended their ban on gay adults, which means that soon you'll be able to buy some delicious Boy Scout cookies."

"Doctor asks a prostitute, do you know who the father is? prostitute replies. Oh for goodness sakes If you ate a can of baked beans would you know which one made you fart?"

"What's the difference between a bonus and a penis? A wife will blow a bonus."

"Boss made me put a nametag over my left bosom. I leaned over and said, ""Now, what shall we name the other one?"""

"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"

"What is the only law that Hillary obeys? The law of gravity"