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Joke of the Day
"Got Abs bro? Abs olutely."
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"WIFE: COME AND GET RID OF THIS SPIDER ME to spider: I told you, you'll get your money. Leave my family out of this SPIDER: you've got 2days"
"Caveman1: look, I invent wheel Caveman2: what we do now? Caveman1: wait for Jesus to take wheel Caveman2: dum dum Jesus not invented yet"
"Based on how poorly this burrito was wrapped, I assume it was made by the one person at Taco Bell that has never rolled a blunt."
"How come the steel clad soldiers from the Ming Dynasty lost to the Knights of Eastern Europe? They had a chink in their armor."
"If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time."
"Why is the stick attached to the roof? Because it is sticky."
"Deep in the jungles of Vietnam... ...you don't know what's friend and what's pho"
"two fish So there were two fish in a tank. The one fish looked at the other and said ""Hey buddy do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because the bus hit him."