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Joke of the Day

"I'm agender and that gender is male"

"Turns out I wasn't in narnia, I was in my dishwasher high on bath salts"

"julia!!!! sorry , i am a gay ..."

"I just smoked the fattest blunt.. And now my refrigerator is nervous!"

"Joakim noah injury It is a shame what happened to him, the amount of injuries this NBA season is to damn high! Edit: was informed his face was always like that."

"My doctor says my emoji use is keeping me young."

"I bought an official Craig David fridge recently, and it's useless! It only chills on Sundays!"

"Oil producers are losing money on every barrel ... But, that's OK because they're making up for it on volume."

"Paris Hilton should make another sex tape with two black guys and call it [Niggas in Paris](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM_wS7qYfY)"

"What has more brains than Kurt Cobain? The wall behind him."