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Joke of the Day
"What kind of soda do dogs drink? Barq's Root Beer."
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"I wonder if the Happy Birthday wishes I send out to my Facebook friends would mean the same to them if they knew that I was sitting on the toilet."
"Q: What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school? A: Bison!"
"I'm not afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of people who are afraid of spiders. Please stop screaming and put down the hammer."
"""Hello Kitty"" should have been a brand of condoms..."
"What's Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigher."
"[breaking up with girlfriend via the jumbotron] ""Hey, check out the scoreboard while I grab a hot dog."""
"Apparently Mr. Neeson's ""particular set of skills"" is terrible at keeping his family from getting kidnapped."
"Waiter waiter do you have frog's legs? Certainly Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!"
"Gonna start a gym called ""Resolutions"". For the first two weeks of January it's a gym. The rest of the year it becomes a bar."