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Joke of the Day
"A man died today when a pile of books fell on him. He only had his shelf to blame."
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"39485 Sorry for the repost, but this is a classic that never fails to make me laugh!"
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"Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good? that's perfect!"
"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"
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