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Joke of the Day
"I'm special. My school told me so."
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"How do you kill a poet? Give them real self confidence."
"Saw a billboard that said: Don't be distracted by driving and texting. Next one said: Don't be distracted by driving and reading billboards."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?"
"I like my women how I like my fracking Always wet and poisonous to my long-term health"
"I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas."
"What kind of fruit tells the best jokes? A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me."
"My friend sure changed when she became a vegetarian... (fixed) I mean, she never actually told me she was a vegetarian. But they say you are what you eat. And now she's a vegetable."
"I used to think people who looked for sex on craigslist were rock bottom... Then I discovered twitter."
"What popular board game do dyslexics hate? Scramble"