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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about riding a scooter? Telling your parents you're gay."

"What do you call a wolf that's aware of its surroundings? Awarewolf"

"Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life."

"What is Godzilla's favorite fruit? Squash."

"I have a new job. I'm a dressing room attendant for dancers at a strip club. $300/week. That's not much, but it's all I can afford."

"Why are the whores in the docks never hungry? There are so much seamen there."

"I looked at a penny under the microscope. What I saw was magnificent."

"Is it a coincidence that as soon as Bruce Jenner turns into a female, that she becomes a bad driver? Too soon?"

"*pulls up pants* Me: It feels like I've got the world's worst wedgie! Proctologist: That's normal. M: ... P: Hey... Have you seen my glove?"

"What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite? Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)"