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Joke of the Day
"Blood donation I donated my blood and they told me I was Type-A. Apparently it was a Type-O."
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"So there were these two extremely saggy breasts.... one looked to the other and said ""If we don't get some support soon, they're gonna think we're both nuts!"""
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms."
"Imagine how much money you could save on vitamins by dying."
"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"
"(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . . title"
"I literally never cry, so my body makes up for it by leaking out of different places. My doctor says it's called ""peeing"" what a dumb idiot."
"Did ya hear about the cannibal lion with a huge ego? He had to swallow his pride"
"So I got a phone call from the post office today... ...complaining that my dog is attacking a postman on a bike. But I told them ""It can't be my dog... he doesn't even know how to ride a bike""."
"What do you call a gay man from the deep South a Homo-sex-y'all"