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Joke of the Day

"39485 Sorry for the repost, but this is a classic that never fails to make me laugh!"

"What's the difference between an American and a Briton? Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time."

"American Dance Music haha"

"yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!"

"What does FEMINISM stands for? **F**ighting **E**quality and **M**en to **I**nstitutionalize **N**arcissism and **I**gnorance and **S**top **M**eritocracy"

"What does a Mexican say when a house falls on them. Get off me homes."

"That redheaded snowboarder is pretty good, but he could be even better if he did some of his wacky prop comedy on the slopes."

"What do you call a group of Combi's? A Combi nation!"

"My friend got a job as a metronome. I said, is that a regular thing?"

"Just told a guy talking on his phone in the library to shut the fuck up Everyone applauded me, so I told them to shut the fuck up, too."