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Joke of the Day

"39485 Sorry for the repost, but this is a classic that never fails to make me laugh!"

"I'm about as excited for hilary to be president, as Bill is when he sees her naked."

"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."

"ME: Then the robber came thru the door holding a gun COP: Was it a revolver? ME [thinks] No he just pushed it open & walked thru like normal"

"How do you organize a space party? You planet ;)"

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!"

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'"

"The closest I've been to murder is holding my choco-chip cookie under the milk until the bubbles stop..."

"Time for a Pao wow... Feel free to express how you really feel..."

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'"