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Joke of the Day

"What do Mexican and Black people have in common? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."

"How does a Jewish man make coffee? He brews it"

"Don't dwell on bad things that happened in your past. Focus on the terrible things that'll happen tomorrow."

"A bunch of bats are hanging on a tree branch... BAT A: Hey look at Harry he's hanging the other way up!! (like a bird) BAT B: He's been having these fainting spells all week."

"The Special Olympics is like Nascar. You're not watching it for the race..."

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."

"Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens."

"Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk? They know their limits."

"Why is it called the sistine chapel? Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet."

"He: ""I'll catch a grenade for you."" She: ""Prove it."" He: *Plays Call of Duty*"