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Joke of the Day

"If I was a germ, I'd probably be from the 0.01% that Purell can not kill."

"How does the Moon get its haircut? Eclipse it!"

"Did you hear about the new 8bit Nazi Simulator game? It's called Eightolf Bitler."

"Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."

"If humans were chickens, the French Revolution would've been a lot funnier... because after cutting someone's head off, their headless body would run around a few times."

"What's a thesaurus's favorite cereal? Synonym Toast Crunch"

"I call my penis ""my aircraft carrier"" Because there are always seamen in it."

"My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick."

"thinking about eating a lot of candy. which i have obtained legaly, through the trick or treat system, for many years"

"Good news: I recently discovered I was interested in Necrophilia. Bad news: I'm a submissive bottom."