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Joke of the Day

"I spend 60%of my day worrying that I might have mustard on my face or clothing. The other 40% I am eating mustard."

"what is is called when you download undertale for free Papyrus-cy"

"Even if I end up being a civil engineer I won't build tunnels. Because it's boring."

"Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!"

"""Have I made myself clear?"" Said the chameleon as he stood in front of a sheet of glass."

"I like my women how I like my Christmas trees. Illegally taken in the forest."

"What do you call a gay doctor who went to college in France, married an Irishwoman and practiced medicine in Italy? A Fag"

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"

"Stop supporting Russian companies! I hear they all use Slav labor!"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar... and the bar keep says: ""Hey, I've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper replies: ""You have a drink named Bob?"""