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Joke of the Day

"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, But i dont know how they would get inside of it!"

"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" died yesterday... He was caught in a trap."

"Two fish are sitting in a a tank. One says to the other, ""You get the guns. I'll drive."""

"Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around."

"Arron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without parole. I'm not quite sure how much longer he is going to remain a ""tight end"""

"Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter."

"Wanna hear a joke? The Black Lives Matter movement."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? No one pays to have a garbanzo bean on their face."

"My car's tank is on E and I'm still driving... Call me crazy, but I think I just beat the system!"

"I got invited to a block party recently. I show up, blocks EVERYWHERE."