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Joke of the Day
"I started to sing the poop song Dad said it was crappy."
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"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? To see the battle."
"What am I doing today? Well I forgot my headphones so probably murders."
"HER: What's your cell plan? ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You? HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon."
"Your mom at a food bank...Food for thot."
"How do you tell an astronaut where they're going? Straight up."
"What does a crook see with? Burglarize"
"Two tomatoes cross the street Two tomatoes cross the street. One of the tomatoes gets hit by a car, and the other tomatoe goes ""Aw, come on... Catch up!"""
"How can you tell if a bee is on the phone? You get a buzzy signal."
"I'm certainly no authority, but if you want to avoid the muffin top you probably shouldn't put size 8 jeans on a size 12 girl."