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Joke of the Day

"I hope there will be a riot where I live... I really want to have an Xbox one and a new TV."

"Have you heard about all the decapitations happening in the Middle East right now? I certainty won't beheading their anytime soon! -wink-"

"I like my women like i like my coffee... Silent."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fowls in the corner!"

"Where can you find an asexual person? You can't. They ain't fuckin' anywhere."

"Women are like, ""no I'm not mad"" *sets your car on fire* Nope not mad"

"I was going to buy some classical CDs... But it turns out I'm baroque."

"I imagine Jesus' first few attempts at walking on water to be little more than a frantic run and belly flop"

"Looking for Sympathy? You'll find it between Shit and Syphilis in the dictionary."

"2017 New Years Resolution First step: write down the resolu"