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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about all the decapitations happening in the Middle East right now? I certainty won't beheading their anytime soon! -wink-"

"A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."

"HOW MANY BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO PAINT A WALL? Well, since 1 baby could paint 0 walls, it would take infinite babies to paint a wall."

"Where does Santa's stripper mom work? The North Pole"

"Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife? Because he couldn't sleep with anyone."

"I bought perforated paper once It was a total rip off"

"I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea."

"Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop? Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals."

"What do peasants do in their spare time? They serf"

"I just plugged the charger into my phone, in the correct hole, on the first try. So it IS possible, guys. IT. IS. POSSIBLE."