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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like i like my coffee... Silent."
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"What do gay horses like? Big fat horse cock."
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"What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess? Arrrrrrr-wen"
"On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered 'Going home!'"
"what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? have you seen my tractor?"
"Waxing. It's not a cure for lycanthropy."
"There's a book called ""Why Women have sex"" by Cindy Meston. The author also wrote""Why Men have sex"" but I'm guessing thats just a pamphlet."
"Cop: your under arrest Me: you're* under arrest 2nd Cop: [handcuffing 1st cop] sorry Ed, but he's right"