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Joke of the Day
"Looking for Sympathy? You'll find it between Shit and Syphilis in the dictionary."
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"I opened a window to let a fly out... and three more flew in, along with five mosquitoes, three ladybugs, a bird, and a Jehovah's Witness."
"Why did the chicken run around screaming? Because he had to use the bathroom."
"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."